Posted 3 minutes ago

gwennovynne:

when u can’t figure out how to reblog something because of someone’s theme

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Posted 4 minutes ago

hero-of-ink:

feferi-captor:

get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.

please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.

May I also add that The Prince of Egypt’s accuracy has been approved by not only Christianity, but by Judaism and Islam as well! So it’s actually the most accurately told version out there!

Posted 6 minutes ago

kefkaownsall:

hopeissuffering:

Western weeboo meets japanese weeboo

Half of tumblr is both at the same time

(Source: clubic-hebdo)

Posted 7 minutes ago

humourtop:

Grumpy Cat Went to Disneyland and Hated Every Second of It

(Source: humourtop.com)

Posted 7 minutes ago

(Source: katiebishop)

Posted 8 minutes ago

mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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(Source: darmani-remade)

Posted 11 minutes ago

How To Play Elder Scrolls Games:

4thofeleven:

Step 1 – Download as many mods as possible.

Step 2 – Replay the start of the game over and over testing all the mods and making sure they work together.

Step 3 – Start a ‘real’ game; realise there’s some mod conflict you hadn’t noticed before. Repeat step two.

Step 4 – Find some more mods to try out.

Step 5 – Never actually play the game.

Posted 11 minutes ago

theatlantic:

The Quiet Radicalism of All That

The ’90s were golden years for Nickelodeon. The children’s cable television network was home to now cult-classic shows like Are You Afraid of the Dark? (1991-2000), Clarissa Explains It All (1991-’94), The Secret Life of Alex Mack (1994-’98), and Salute Your Shorts (1991-’92)—arguably heretofore unmatched in their clever, un-condescending approach to entertaining young people. Nick News with Linda Ellerbee launched in 1992, and remains to this day one of the only shows on-air devoted to frank, engaging discussions of teen issues and opinions.

But perhaps the program that best embodied the values of Nick in those years was All That, a sketch-comedy show that premiered 20 years ago today. Created by Brian Robbins and Mike Tollin, All That ran for an impressive 10 seasons before it was canceled in 2005. The prolific franchise spawned a number of spin-offs (Good Burger, Kenan & Kel, The Amanda Show) and launched the careers of several comedy mainstays: Kenan Thompson, Amanda Bynes, Nick Cannon, and Taran Killam.

Like Saturday Night Live (which would later hire Thompson and Killam), All That was a communal pop-cultural touchstone. The parents of ’90s kids had the Church Lady, “more cowbell,” and Roseanne Roseannadanna; the kids themselves, though, had Pierre Escargot, “Vital Information,” and Repairman Man Man Man, and we recited their catch-phrases to one another in the cafeteria and on the playground. Although All That was clearly designed as a SNL, Jr., of sorts, it wasn’t merely starter sketch comedy—it was an admittedly daring venture for a children’s network to embark on.

In its own right, All That was a weirdly subversive little show. It never explicitly crossed the line into “mature” territory, but it constantly flirted with the limits of FCC-approved family-friendliness. Take, for instance, the “Ask Ashley” sketch. A barely tween-aged Amanda Bynes (Seasons Three to Six), played an adorably wide-eyed video advice-columnist. Ashley (“That’s me!”) would read painfully dimwitted letters from fans with clearly solvable problems. (Example: “Dear Ashley, I live in a two-story house and my room is upstairs. Every morning, when it’s time to go to school, I jump out the window. So far I’ve broken my leg 17 times. Do you have any helpful suggestions for me?”) She would wait a beat, smile sweetly into the camera, then fly into a manic rage; emitting a stream of G-rated curses, always tantalizingly on the verge of spitting a true obscenity into the mix.

Read more. [Image: Nickelodeon]

Posted 26 minutes ago

riverdoge:

Man this series makes no fucking sense

Posted 27 minutes ago
Posted 28 minutes ago

snarliekelly:

agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

This is what it means to be an introvert. Not being shy. This.

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

Posted 2 hours ago

clit0saurus-rex:

emmerichbot:

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this is it, my greatest contribution to the internet

IM GOING TO PISS MY PANTS

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago

The moment my new laptop charger gets here and starts working will be the best moment. Plus I’ll be able to start drawing digitally again.

Posted 4 hours ago
  1. WiFi: connected
  2. Me: then fucking act like it