Posted 17 minutes ago

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Posted 18 minutes ago

#ArrestDarrenWilson

(Source: justice4mikebrown)

Posted 20 minutes ago

princelypaws:

screamfortress2:

i have discovered my favorite vine

RISE

Posted 22 minutes ago

abbysucks:

disneybombshell:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

therorlord OH GODS WHY

imma see this image one more time before i step in and CORRECT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF IT

this motherfucker done says his asshole son inherited his strong chin and i will not allow chinless zues up there to stand i just will not

(Source: prrrk03)

Posted 23 minutes ago

sexygeriatrics:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

Posted 27 minutes ago
assholewithheadphones:

OK I DRAW THE FUCKING LINE HERE

assholewithheadphones:

OK I DRAW THE FUCKING LINE HERE

(Source: fus-ro-dead)

Posted 28 minutes ago

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

the-tricksters-neophyte:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

ciderandsawdust:

Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.

burns for hours and it looks beautiful.

I have no idea how you make a Swedish fire log

but i have a MIGHTY NEED for a Swedish fire log

Here’s how to make a Swedish fire log for those who are curious

and these are hella good for cooking on top of too- wanna cook something in a pan? You got yourself a li’l stove right there.

Posted 30 minutes ago

Wanted: Employee for Entry Level Position

dignifiedrice:

The successful candidate will have a minimum of five years experience in a similar role, own their own transport, be related to someone I know and like, be proficient in Excel and kangaroo wrangling, have gold-plated nipples, and be willing to work full hours at minimum wage.

Posted 32 minutes ago

king-emare:

rickyhitler:

All hail the brick-phone

shit

Posted 33 minutes ago

dutchster:

this twitter is too precious for this world

Posted 40 minutes ago
icy-brunette:

unsounded:

Engineers…

icy-brunette:

unsounded:

Engineers…

(Source: unsounded)

Posted 8 hours ago

the-she-celt:

happyspider6:

just-a-skinny-boy:

The sun isn’t bright just because I say it is. It just is. It was bright before I even knew the word for bright. I didn’t decide what it is, I acknowledged what it is.

You aren’t worth something just because I say you are. You just are. You were worth something before I even said anything. I didn’t decide that you are, I acknowledged that you are.

This is what I mean when I say “You are worth it.”

This is great.

I have no words.

Posted 8 hours ago

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Posted 9 hours ago

laughterbynight:

jtgjosh:

LETS GET SUPER SPOOOOOOOOPY

get spoopy with meh

My blog is going to be this shit until November. Now’s the time to escape if you want.

Posted 9 hours ago

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