therorlord OH GODS WHY
imma see this image one more time before i step in and CORRECT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF IT
this motherfucker done says his asshole son inherited his strong chin and i will not allow chinless zues up there to stand i just will not
Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.
burns for hours and it looks beautiful.
I have no idea how you make a Swedish fire log
but i have a MIGHTY NEED for a Swedish fire log
and these are hella good for cooking on top of too- wanna cook something in a pan? You got yourself a li’l stove right there.
The successful candidate will have a minimum of five years experience in a similar role, own their own transport, be related to someone I know and like, be proficient in Excel and kangaroo wrangling, have gold-plated nipples, and be willing to work full hours at minimum wage.
The sun isn’t bright just because I say it is. It just is. It was bright before I even knew the word for bright. I didn’t decide what it is, I acknowledged what it is.
You aren’t worth something just because I say you are. You just are. You were worth something before I even said anything. I didn’t decide that you are, I acknowledged that you are.
This is what I mean when I say “You are worth it.”
This is great.
I have no words.