Posted 23 minutes ago

hotsuburbandad:

bamyasi:

cooldudebro:

petition for the tumblr mods to ban all the tumblr famous with over 200 followers. they are full of themselves and are all assholes and they are impossible to avoid. let me blog in peace -_-

destroy the tumblr famous bourgeoise

Distribute followers/notes equally amongst the proletarians

Posted 23 minutes ago
eveningoutwithyourgirlfriend:

this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time

eveningoutwithyourgirlfriend:

this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time

(Source: shinycufflinks)

Posted 29 minutes ago

vivzie-pop:

theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like



DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

reblogging cause this seems strangely accurate

Posted 1 hour ago

teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

Posted 1 hour ago
  1. teacher: you need a 3 ring binder in my class
  2. teacher: *doesn't hole punch anything*
Posted 1 hour ago

(Source: holdyourghost)

Posted 1 hour ago

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

Posted 1 hour ago

chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

(Source: a-s-h)

Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 2 hours ago

bonerdoctor:

sex criminals 007

Posted 2 hours ago

celticzelda:

pussypussymarijuanaxd:

get out of me guitaa

My favourite thing on the internet.

Posted 2 hours ago

kordova:

one single chirp

Posted 2 hours ago

pugletto:

Worldbending | North America (Tarahumara; Hochunk; Tohono O’odham; Potawatomi.)

Posted 2 hours ago

That feel when you can’t decide between a steampunk wedding and a fantasy wedding

Posted 2 hours ago

jesstheunheard:

discendos:

kill the current notion of villains needing to be human at the end of the day.

bring back villains that killed because they enjoyed blood on their hands.

give me villains that destroy cities because of boredom.

give me narcissistic villains that destroy others because they never compare to themselves.

give me bad guys that no one wants to empathise with.

90% of my villains are like this and I don’t regret a thing!